Anna Garoldovna, I want you! Vitalik, will you fuck me in the ass?

Vitalik had been hitting on his best friend Anna Garoldovna’s mom for a long time. One day, he took advantage of the fact that she got into his car and drove her out to some creepy, snow-covered woods, where he confessed his feelings. Anna Garoldovna said she liked Vitalik too, but since her period hadn’t ended yet, they could only fuck in the ass. P.S. Guys, I get that there’s some confusion with Aunt Anya—sometimes she’s Sergeevna, sometimes Garoldovna, sometimes… It’s just that the guy’s been hanging out with her recently, and he can’t seem to remember her patronymic correctly—it’s Vitoldovna. The kid’s already a little behind in his development, and now there’s Vitoldovna on top of that. Guys, give the guy some time! He’ll get the hang of it and start calling her simply: Anka.